Andy Jamieson

Sometime Geek Overlord, bi-monthly Dungeon Master, part-time care worker, reigning Husband of the Year, & full-time daddy. Also, proficient proverbial juggler.

Aug 212011
 

 

The Haunting (12)

110 mins approx.

(DVD: Check online for best prices, this won’t cost much)

Directed by Robert Wise, written by Nelson Gidding, based on Shirley Jackson’s novel.

Starring: Julie Harris, Claire Bloom, Richard Johnson & Russ Tamblyn

Forget the Jan De Bont-directed, Liam Neeson-starring fluff, the only adaptation worth acknowledging is still the 1963 original, ‘The Haunting,’ expertly directed by Robert Wise (of The Sound of Music, The Day The Earth Stood Still – the original fifties version – and Star Trek: The Motion Picture fame). Elegant and sinister, Wise’s film is an intelligent, dark haunted house flick, and it’s no surprise to see that it’s since become a critical classic influencing generations of horror films to come.

Extras: cool commentary track by actors Julie Harris, Claire Bloom and Russ Tamblyn, plus director Robert Wise & screenwriter Nelson Gidding. There’s some trailers, a stills gallery, and a screen essay. A mixed bag, really, but the commentary is worth a listen.

 

Greg Whelan, Bookseller (& award-winning writer),

Waterstone’s Edinburgh West End

Aug 212011
 

Captain America: The First Avenger (12A)

Released in the UK 29th July 2011. Running Time: 124 mins.

Directed by Joe Johnston, written by Christopher Markus & Stephen McFeely

(based on the comics by Joe Simon & Jack Kirby)

Starring: Chris Evans, Hugo Weaving, Hayley Atwell, Tommy Lee Jones, Toby Jones, Dominic Cooper & Stanley Tucci

 

This is a solid and entertaining attempt at bringing another classic Marvel comics character to the big screen, following in the success of Thor and the Iron Man movies. And quite a big improvement on the last Captain America movie from 1990…

The plot is quite straightforward and adheres to the superhero origin story template. At the height of WW2, Steve Rogers, a wee twig of a man (a lollipop’d headed CGI’d Chris Evans) is determined to sign up to fight the Nazis, despite his physical limitations. After numerous failed attempts, Stanley Tucci’s mysterious Dr. Abraham Erskine sees Steve’s potential, selecting him on his moral character for his top-secret project: the super soldier program, Project Rebirth, co-created with Dominic Cooper’s entrepreneur, Howard Stark (yup, father of Tony, the Iron Man).

After lots of flashes of lightning and many levers being pulled, we have a big n’ beefy Steve Rogers (a pumped-up Chris Evans). Throw in a Nazi spy (Richard Armitage – soon to be seen leading a band of dwarves as Thorin Oakenshield in The Hobbit movies), some timed explosives, and we get to see Steve in action.

(And, by the way, poison gas teeth are a gimmick most welcome on screen. They tend to make for very amusing death scenes!)

So, Captain America is born.

This is a lavish film that straddles two genres – superhero movie and war movie – equally well. It is a busy film and packs a lot into its two hours running time, sometimes at the expense of character development. This is to be expected, as the cast is pretty huge.

In this latter regard, Cap’s sidekick, Bucky Barnes, is reasonably well fleshed out (by Sebastian Stan), but the Howling Commandos (never actually named in the film) are recognisable; Neal McDonough’s Dum Dum Dugan is a wasted opportunity but grabs his scenes with relish.

Hugo Weaving fares better, as Cap’s nemesis, Dr. Johan Schmidt (aka The Red Skull), head of the Nazi’s science division, Hydra. In the crucial opening scene, Weaving’s mad doc discovers an ancient Asgardian artefact (linking nicely into Thor, for those paying attention) that offers the Nazis a potent source of power.

It’s interesting to note that Weaving and his Hydra cronies wear no Nazi iconography at all, which seems quite unusual. It’s a style choice that works, but at times it is easy to forget that the Cap is actually smashing Nazis.

The rest of the cast shine in perfectly shaped supporting roles; Tommy Lee Jones as Colonel Chester Phillips gets some great lines and grizzles his way through the movie in reliable fashion; Hayley Atwell dazzles as Agent Peggy Carter; Dominic Cooper, despite murdering an American accent, exploits the most out of his role as Howard Stark; and Toby Jones as Weaving’s sidekick, Dr. Arnim Zola, plays the fine line between duped accomplice and slimy stooge.

But the strength of Captain America is also its chief flaw: Steve Rogers himself. Chris Evans was an unusual choice, given his prior dabbling in the Marvel waters with his role in the two Fantastic Four movies. Surprise casting, yes, and Evans leads the line well. Whilst his Rogers is instantly likeable and engaging, he is the epitome of honourable idealism. And he kind of stays that way through the entire movie. Next to Downey’s Tony Stark, and even Hemsworth’s Thor, Cap seems a little, well… like a typical superhero. There just isn’t the complex layering of character that Favreau’s Iron Man, for example, possesses.

Captain America is a great looking movie, with lush and evocative period production design and lighting. Director Joe Johnston handles the action & story with gusto; there is at no point a let up. It is a very solidly structured movie.

The ending creaks a little but nicely pays homage to the comic-book source material (spoiler alert: involving ice). The final scenes do smack of being tagged on, and are inevitable given that this film ultimately serves a purpose as a semi-prequel to the forthcoming Avengers movie, due next year. Stick around after the credits for a teaser trailer for that movie, revealing approximately squat about its plot, but enough to promise that it should be fun. How Joss Whedon goes about balancing all those characters in one movie is anyone’s guess. Good luck to him.

In conclusion: A cracking adventure movie that successfully splices WW2 adventure with superhero dramatics. A fun night out.

Andy Jamieson, Editor

 

 

 

 

Aug 212011
 

The Windup Girl by Paolo Bacigalupi 

(Orbit, £7.99, out now)

Bio-punk is an emergent subgenre in sci-fi, swapping the cyber in cyberpunk for genetics. Debut author Bacigalupi does a fantastic job of world building here, as well as bringing to life a set of very real, and flawed, characters all trying to survive in a scary all-too-possible future.

Set in 23rd Century Thailand, the world at large is suffering from environmental collapse. It is a post-oil world threatened by risen sea levels, global agriculture blighted by genetically engineered diseases and man-made animals that have upended the natural ecosystem. However mankind survives and amidst this contorted world, merchants trade, politicians still fight and corruption is a lynchpin to society.

The Western Calorie companies are hated in Thailand and the protagonist Anderson Lake is an undercover company man, secretly scouting the Thai Kingdom for the origins of their recent blight-resistant foodstuffs. He meets and falls for a ‘windup girl’, a bioengineered human called Emiko, who was once a geisha/secretary from Japan, who now barely survives in a horrific Thai brothel.

Telling you that this is a Hugo and Nebula award-winning book does not do justice to the imagination contained within its covers. The alternating narrative gives you a broad but not distracting picture of the world whilst flashes of noir style and flurries of violence make it a great and gripping read. The science provides a thought provoking and compelling background to a tale of human survival and the struggle to prosper when all is falling apart around you.

A heart-stopping dystopian thriller and a reason alone to think long and hard about GM food.

Paul Eckersley, Designer, Black & White Publishing

Aug 192011
 

Machete (18)

2011. 105 mins approx.

Directed by Ethan Maniquis & Robert Rodriguez, and written by Robert Rodriguez & Alvaro Rodriguez

Starring: Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Michelle Rodriguez, Jeff Fahey, and Robert De Niro

Ok, let’s start with the good things: the original Grindhouse trailer for Machete was great, and really took advantage of Danny Trejo’s edgy cool. So we have a potentially good premise, albeit slight.

The film has an impressive cast list, although some would replace the word ‘impressive’ for ‘poop’. But I’ll lump for the former. Rodriguez has a knack for eliciting good performances out of the most unlikely of sources, so it was with peculiar excitement, and not fear, that I glanced over the cast list to see the likes of Steven Seagal, Jeff Fahey, Don Johnson, and Lindsay Lohan had been recruited. After all, let us not forget that Robert Rodriguez gave Mickey Rourke one of the roles of his career in Sin City.

Individually, everyone does a decent job, but with no one really excelling. No, scratch that, Jeff Fahey pretty much steals the movie. And that isn’t something that gets written a lot these days. He plays it cool and doesn’t resort to histrionic over-acting. Most of the time.

The blu-ray quality is crisp, the sound is BANG on, but those factors can’t hide that this is a bit of a turkey. It’s too long, the plot goes for a politico-revolution vibe which detracts from what initially shapes up to be a schlocky revenge fable; the wobbly political angle, involving the smuggling of illegal Mexican immigrants, derails the proceedings.

And, criminally, Trejo is wasted. His action scenes are mint, but there just aren’t enough quality set-pieces for the man to wade through. Instead he has to contend with either being a conduit for ropey exposition or has to deal with batting away cameo appearances from the rest of the cast list.

What should have been a Grindhouse-esque blast turns out to be a big disappointment. It’s hard to recommend this movie, and I’m generally a fan of Rodriguez. Just put on Sin City again and save yourself the bother.

Andy Jamieson, Editor

Aug 182011
 

WyrmeWeald: Bloodhoney by Paul Stewart & Chris Riddell

(Published by Doubleday, released February 2012)

I discovered this announcement just this minute (August 17th, 11.12pm) and I am excited. I’ve been waiting for the announcement of the second Wyrmeweald book since I finished the first, Returner’s Wealth (see my review). I simply cannot wait. This has gone straight to the top of my wish list. Bring it on.

Plenty of time, then, before Feb 2012 to re-read the first book…

Andy Jamieson, Editor


Ps – keep a lookout for the latest issue of the Edinburgh Geekzine in your local Edinburgh bookshop, due out within the month, and dedicated to the work of Paul Stewart and Chris Riddell. They’ll be an announcement on the website when the issue is released.