Ever wondered how your favourite fictional characters would fare against each other in a brutal fight to the death? Of course you have! Many’s the pub debate that’s revolved around the martial prowess of Mr Tickle, or the hand-to-hand combat proficiency of the supporting characters of Space Precinct. But now such vulgar speculation can be replaced with grim certainty, thanks to the efforts of the Fight! Fight! Fight! blog.
Every Monday, a new bout of bloody conflict is resolved, a victor declared and a whole swathe of childhood dreams shattered, as two (or sometimes three) characters from the fictional realms go head-to-head and attempt to beat each other into submission. Recent fights have included Thornton Reed (of Garth Marenghi’s Darplace) vs Mr Tumnus (of Narnia), and Jigglypuff (the Pokemon) vs Rorschach (of Watchmen). In a cascade of violent surreality, the FFF blog scientifically calculates the predicted outcome of each match-up, and then writes about it in gruesome (and amusing) detail.
So, if you’ve a burning desire to know who would win in a fight between Colonel White and Nick Fury, or who would emerge victorious from a gory three-way match between Alan Tracy, Wesley Crusher and Adric, then this is the blog for you!
Because fictional violence is cool, and crossover fictional violence is even cooler. Obviously.
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